All she does is ask to ride my Boner Pony. I mean, I know that it's magical. I can see why she would want to. I told her she couldn't. She refused to give up trying. So I put this shirt on to remind her the answer is "NO". I am now able to go about my day in peace and harmony without being nagged constantly about how she wants to take a ride on my magical Boner Pony. But when it's laundry day, it's back to the same 'ole bull. Looks like I'm gonna need a few more colors.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping