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No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee
No Ride Unisex Tee

No Ride Unisex Tee

Regular price
$24.99
Sale price
$22.99

All she does is ask to ride my Boner Pony. I mean, I know that it's magical. I can see why she would want to. I told her she couldn't. She refused to give up trying. So I put this shirt on to remind her the answer is "NO". I am now able to go about my day in peace and harmony without being nagged constantly about how she wants to take a ride on my magical Boner Pony. But when it's laundry day, it's back to the same 'ole bull. Looks like I'm gonna need a few more colors. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28